A Script You'll Never See Made

So, the 21st Century, if you're in your 30's, 40, or 50's, then give yourself a big pat on the back - You made it... This far.

For those who don't know me, I am the creator and writer of "Tabs & Ganj", "Suburban Heat: Rise Of An Empire" and, of course, the controversial "The Bordello Tales". Script-wise, well, there have been a few, which brings me to the subject of my latest script - The Wee Fellas.

I began writing "The Wee Fellas" almost two years ago now, though to be honest, it was mostly research and fact-finding, until February this year when I started to pen the first opening scene. Now, to a lot of people, especially those in their 30s to 50s, the script will cause a few ribs to be tickled (I don't mean that in an assaulting way) or at the least a few raised smiles. As for the rest, it will be one of two reactions: 1 A fantastical revenue bucket of advertising from the many responses of negative responses and name-calling, or 2 A lawsuit.

15 years ago, I remember watching (what I thought at the time) a very comical and well-put-together Film Trailer, featuring several top actors. It was a Crime movie and the cops catching the criminals used no profanity at all. Instead of subjective words, there were "Fudge", "Heck", and my favorite "Gracious me".

The Wee Fellas is 110% unlike that, though it is a Crime Comedy.

I guess the reason why I am writing the script, is simply because I believe that the world has changed, and not for the better, but for the worse. These days the human race has to be very cautious about what they say and what they display to either their peers or to the public (that is why this article has been cleared by three Lawyers as "Safe Reading"). But, alas, I am continuing forward with the Comedy Crime Script, although the cruel part of it, I suppose, is that it will never be read or put into production - Ever. Of course, sometime in the future when the world fixes itself (as Mother Nature is fixing the Earth, right now, with Volcanic Eruptions, Earthquakes, and strange Space Incidents), my Script may be found by someone walking their dog - or cat - that isn't identified as anything more than the Canine that it is! Maybe it will be an Ape called Cornelius who has managed to talk better than humans and understand a real non-harmful joke.

As my resume includes Comedian to my many skillsets, I thought it best to make that known, before I was somehow mistaken as a Hater, which I am not - though I do hate certain foods, which is Okay unless they have given rights to anchovies or artichokes - and I do hate the rain, sometimes.

The Wee Fellas, a script that will tear off the lid, peel back the skin, and infuse a high-caliber shot of action, intrigue, suspense, gore, horror, and comedy under one town that has been touched by darkness and mean son-of-a-gun actions.

The only real question now is, who is going to read it - But more interesting is, who do you think out of all the actors, producers, directors, and production company owners would dare to film this 6-episode series?

I'll be honest, if I had the ￡15 million (for all episodes) available, I would start filming this epic, groundbreaking fresh idea tomorrow.