Script for Undercover Agents on TV

I enjoy watching TV shows like NCIS, The Blacklist, The Rookie and Law and Order. If you are a fan, you know when the agents go undercover, they use ear buds that transmit and receive so they can communicate. Everyone knows that. So why is it that the mega-corporate outfits that are behind all the evil in the world (on TV) never bother to check in their ears when they do a pat down? Surely, at least one employee has a TV and watches the shows.????

I would like to see one scene that follows the script below:????

KEN ENTERS. Ken: is a super undercover agent. Security stops him at the entrance of a meg-corporation (the one behind all evil in the world) after passing through the scanner.????

TINY sits at a desk in front of ken. She is a female ex-wrestler now working security. ?

TINY: Sir, you just made my day.????

KEN: What seems to be the problem?????

TINY: Well, sir, our scanner indicated that you have a few items that you will have to leave here. You can pick them up when you leave the facility.????

KEN: Like what?

TINY: (chuckles) Let’s start with the pistol in your waistband.????

KEN: I have a permit to carry a concealed weapon. I have a constitutional right to bear arms.????

TINY: True. However, we have the right to keep you out of this private property if you have a weapon. Surrender the piece or leave.????

KEN: (removes pistol and places it on the desk) Okay. I forgot I even had it.???

TINY: The other one too.???

KEN: What other one????

TINY: The one strapped to your right calf.????

KEN: (Removes second pistol) Now I feel naked.????

TINY: I wish. We don’t allow cellphone either. Leave your cellphone.?????

Ken takes out his cellphone and places it on the desk.?????

TINY: Now the other one.????

KEN: What other one?????

TINY: The one strapped to your left calf.????

Ken removes the second cellphone.?????

TINY: Our scanner indicates that you have ear buds.????

KEN: No. No. That must be a false reading. I have nothing in my ears.????

TINY: If you insist. (yells) Max!????

ENTER MAXIMO, a former sumo wrestler now working security. He holds a large hand-held magnet to the side of Ken’s head. A small ear communication device pops out. He does the same to Ken’s other ear and another device pops out.????

KEN: Oh. You mean those?????

TINY: (giggling) Our scanner indicated that you have another device in your colon. Please remove that device too.????

KEN: Now that’s too much. That has to be a mistake.????

TINY: Okay, play it your way. Max!????

Maximo starts toward ken with the magnet.?????

KEN: Oh, you know what? I think I am in the wrong place. I should be in the next building. I will just leave. Sorry for any inconvenience. Bye.????

TINY: God, I love this job.