Screw Old School Business – Welcome Naked Butts and Tits

Let’s get one thing straight: Old school business? Dead. Gone. Deader than disco. You want to waste your life selling dusty furniture in some brick-and-mortar shop? Have fun. The only people still clutching those “beloved” mom-and-pop shops are, well, moms and pops who think paying rent for four walls and a squeaky sign is still cutting-edge commerce. They’ll tell you all about how things were "so much better back then." Yeah? Ask them again, and they’ll admit it was a brutal grind, dragging their butts out of bed at dawn to open shop for a few customers who might just grab a candy bar or some breath mints. Talk about thrills.

No, my friend, if we’re talking business that’s actually worth its salt, it’s time to rethink entertainment. Not in that “we have sports and re-runs of American reality shows” way, but in the “finances and freedoms come in all shapes and naked sizes” way. Let's talk about Diosa Sara. If you missed her wild parade in Helsinki’s Forum shopping center last night, well, shame on you – she put every tired, old-school business idea to bed with nothing but body paint and string for an outfit. Now that’s economy done right.

Diosa didn’t come rolling out in some corporate gray suit, shaking hands or giving presentations about growth trajectories. No, she marched right down the main drag, daring everyone to ignore her – which no one managed to do, obviously. She’s a modern-day economy booster, the kind of influencer who doesn’t peddle perfume or skin cream; she’s serving pure attention economy. People might be “scandalized,” but the truth is, she’s making bank. Pure financial freedom, in the flesh.

So, Finland, here’s an idea. Instead of throwing millions – sorry, hundreds of millions – into propping up the “traditional” business model that’s one customer away from extinction, why not hop on the OnlyFans Nation train? The country could own the market, corner it with influencers who understand the world doesn’t need another hardware store or yet another brand of frozen peas. Let the world associate Finland with freedom, expression, and—who are we kidding?—a bit of debauchery.

Sure, some might call it sleazy. Let them. Diosa’s not bothering anyone, and unlike the average nine-to-five grind, she’s not asking for a bailout. This “new school” economy is pure capitalism: you buy what you like, or you scroll away. No brick, no mortar, no yapping about “back in my day.” Just forward motion, one naked butt at a time