See guys… we are totally normal(ish)…….
Q: How many group members does it take to change a light bulb?
- 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
- 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
- 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
- 17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.
- 6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
- Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
- 22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks.
- 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
- 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
- 49 to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
- 19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
- 11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
- 24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs
- 44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you.
- 12 to post F.
- 8 to ask what F means.
- 7 to post 'Following' but there are 3 dots at the top right which means you don't have to.
- 3 to say "can't share"
- 2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
- 36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
- 15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
- 6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"
- 4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
- 13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
- 1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments.
- 50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
- 5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
- 1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
Did we forget any? Let us know in the comments below
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