Santa 2022: Is he real!?!?! No, he's not! Yes, he is!
Fabian Bartnick
Revenue Management the right way | Founded 2 companies that optimize hotel & restaurant/bar profits through software, consulting & coaching | 50,000+ took my Revenue Management training
By now you know my kids. Handsome Hayden (7) and Radiant Rafa (9) and Xmas time is a jolly time that I have to say....has turned out to be tricky to be honest. And I mean all angles: Presents, Secret Santa, Santa himself - and all the resulting relationships.
So let's look at Santa and a fundamental question:
Is Santa real?!?
You reading this coupled with you are on LinkedIn = you know the answer :-) BUT, for the kiddos...crickey, a BIG BIG and I mean BIG (!!!) questions.
Hayden is pretty much the youngest in his class and Rafa is too cool for school (pre-teen and all that). So, Hayden comes home and the following conversation happens that reminds me of talking revenue management in hotels with the HOD (Head of department) teams:
Papa, "Milo" and I are not friends anymore and "Mini" is not nice as both say Santa doesn't exist. They say you give the presents. But Papa, he does right?!?
Of course Santa is real, Hayden! Ask Mama and Rafa! And I am sure you are bigger friends than that!
Maaaaaaaammmmmaaaaa???
RAAAAAFFFFFAAAAA????
Resounding: YES! Even though between you and me, I think Rafa knows ????
By now you think, crises avoided, BUT the next one killed me:
Papa, so, if Santa is real. How can he be everywhere at the same time? Does he use 亚马逊 to deliver all his packages? And how does he know where I am? Does he have 谷歌 ? And how does he know what I want? How can I tell him?
Oh boy, Hayden. Undeterred, what does Hayden do? He goes and VOICE searches:
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"Google, show me Ninjago Master Woo. Google, show me Ninjago Flying dragon remote control. Google, show me Ninjago Lego house Cole dragon. etc. etc. etc"
Hayden took screenshots from 亚马逊 , saved them to a folder, airdropped them to me (as he doesn't know Santas Skype , Email or WhatsApp ). And Santa is still alive to fight another day ??????
So this conversation kept me thinking about revenue management (RM):
For you personally: Projection means perception and perception equals reality
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Love,
Fabs
Founder and President @ H4H Hospitality | Hospitality Consulting Expert
2 年It dulls critical thinking. The longer they believe the more it hurts when they realize it isn't true. Believe in the spirit of Christmas, or the holidays, or whatever belief/religion you have. The point is to be happy, and together, in my humble opinion. Happy Holidays to everyone :).
Chief Executive Officer & Co-founder of Myma.ai
2 年Great work mate, it put a smile on my face reading this. We are due for a catch-up call whenever you got time