The Retired Salesman

The Retired Salesman

Bryan Flanagan Bryan Flanagan

Bryan Flanagan

I work with professionals who are serious about success! Sales, Presentations, and Personal Development. Let's move forward...together.

发布日期: 2019年7月8日
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The retired salesman came down for lunch at the assisted living center. He approached his "girl friend" and said, "Today's my birthday. Guess how old I am." She said, "Take off your clothes and turn around three times."

He thought it was a strange request but he did as he was told and disrobed and turned around three times. She said, "You are 86 years old today!"

He was stunned. He asked, "How could you tell?" She said, "You told me at breakfast!"


Dan ‘Winsome’ Snell

Speaker?? Trainer ?? Coach ?? Broadcaster ?? WinsomeMinds *** The Winsome Way #1 Amazon Bestseller!

5 年

You Sir... are Priceless. Loved it! Hope to see you somewhere, somehow, sometime soon.? Hey if you're schedule gets too hectic and you have requests that you can't fill... remember your winsome Kansas buddy.??God Bless You!

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Bryan Flanagan

I work with professionals who are serious about success! Sales, Presentations, and Personal Development. Let's move forward...together.

5 年

I’m in the middle

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Brad White

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5 年

Bryan, that’s not you in the picture is it? :-)

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