Red Sox vs Yankees: Blood bath

Red Sox vs Yankees: BLOOD bath

The Boston Americans BASEBALL team,

which is somewhere where lucky charms grow to like me.

This Was the start of some CRAZY BASEBALL historical Rivalry

NOW Known AS THE Red Sox, we were the originals of this baseball battle in 1901,

since the Yanks came around slowly to the fun.

And we ARE still Bent over the sale of our savior and number one

That’s right, Mr. Babe Ruth,

 love the candy bars too!

The GOAT of baseball won three World Series for the Sox of red, and then was sold

Straight to our biggest enemy on the field the NY Yankees and OH boy did they strike Gold.

Being the slugger he is, Mr. Babe Ruth clinched 4 world series wins for the yanks before retiring in 1935.

That BAMBINO curse of 86 YEARS barely kept us Boston kin alive.

Grandma Lorraine who raised me, in concrete jungles, had a bedroom dedicated to just the Red Sox since I was less than five.

Like the movie fever pitch with Jimmy Fallon and Drew Barrymore,

her name was Lindsey just like me and that memory will be forevermore.

Lorraine watched every game attentively, and with guts.

Where I am from we root for the underdogs even if we look like a putz.

And oh yeah Lorraine’s favorite phrase was “Yankees suck”,

due to a family Christmas card, that was sent to the family for over a decade or such.

Grandma Lorraine died after 2004 and got to enjoy and feel the thrill and shrill

of the pure joy of breaking that bambino curse, over the hill.

Better late than never.

And please do not get that fever again,

Thank the lord!

She got to watch 12 innings and the Yankees get slashed with our David Ortiz, Jonny Damon, and Pedro Martinez’s swords.

Oh and let’s NOT forget those magical Wakefield knuckleballs, that the catcher Jason Varitek managed to always make the most accurate calls!

Is the Red Sox Yankees Blood bath really a necessity?

I understand we got over a 100-year rivalry. maybe it’s time to keep the peace, and all live in harmony. No more blood, no more tears, fears. Let’s enjoy the camaraderie, and forget about all 100 of those angry years.

We in Boston are quite the fanatics with sports and competition;

handling any season.

With that weather we carry,

We live for our Sox, Pats, Bruins, and the Celts, and WE ALL MISS LARRY!

Yankees won the World Series 27 times taking 1st place;

to the Red Sox only nine and boy that made us even redder in the face.

Anger, aggression, and alcoholism, not a good combo,

hence why many blood baths between fans were called to the PO PO!

Break up the fights! Red Sox vs Yankees rivalry was an excuse to stay up late at night!

100 years of opposition and competition.

Highest paid team in ANY sport the New York Yankees have always had deep pockets.

No worries our bearded underdog Red Sox always hit over the green monster and put up some rockets.

Grandma Lorraine took to her grave her love of the Sox;

Loved by many loyal Red Sox forever

Yankees suck, she passed in 2008. And so this the market crash.

I wish she could have been saved like the big banks.

But nah we from the projects and don’t have access to any money-filled big bailout tanks

New York Yankees you are some well-paid talent, and clean-cut baseball men.

There is something in the blood of Red Sox fans.

We will butt our hard heads until we are covered in blood, not knowing whose blood is whose.

I just think that is a way to lose.

Fair fun competition is one, Blood baths for fans end with a gun.

So let’s smarten up and accept the history of the greatest sports rivalry.

No more butting heads and tons of bloodshed,

Let’s keep it clean and neat,

see the magic of the baseball in good seats,

Not to miss a beat!

Is the Red Sox Yankees Blood bath really a necessity?

I understand we got over a 100-year rivalry. maybe it’s time to keep the peace, and all live in harmony! No more blood, no more tears, or fears. Let’s enjoy, the camaraderie, and forget about all 100 of those angry years.

We only 4 hours away from by train, what the heck we filled with so much hate?

Just so you take the bait?

Over a red-stitched small hardball, some bats and uniforms;

And say goodbye to all of our conscious social norms.

We just yell, and fight with all our might!

Is it even for the win that night?

The fight goes deeper, and I want to make this blood bath a hell of a lot cleaner.

I am a Boston American, doing the very best I can,

To always spread positive message and love,

Even when it comes to Red Sox Yankees hardest push and shove.

Boston and New York, why are we fighting?? Did we get struck by that stupid lighting?

Is that is what is holding our reptilian brain on repeat mode?

Does anyone know that winning game code?

Let go of the past, and let’s get sparkling clean;

from that old disgusting blood bath and let’s all stop being mean.

A lyric by

Lucky Charm from B town Lyndsey B