Rager-cide, i mean cise

The Anatolia Muslim Youth

Called for an “intervention” this week against the upcoming gay rights

Parade in Istanbul. They said in sooth either authorities call off the paride

Or they will “perform their duties” against marchers. British women who

Should be studying Krav Maga have been swept up by a tantrum-based

Workout dubbed “Rage-ercise.” Key moves include uncensored shrieking,  

Bubble-wrap pigeage, the angry balloon pop, and (perhaps useful if things

Worsen) bashing piles of pillows with baseball bats carrying the “It’s

Tantrum (rum red rum red rum redrum redrum! The Kraken Capt. ZEBRA)

Time” slogan. They call themselves “Bitches with Bats.” I’m not sure such

A Berserker Unit will be necessary, but I suppose it’s better than nothing.

Civilians flee Fallujah by swimming the Euphrates. Porn star James Deen

Still thriving after rape accusations. That’s all a rotten connection of L.A.

Harems, anyway. Oh, experts warn “we” have one year to decide on killer

Bots. What’s a drone? I am not a bee. The snake encircles its tracks

As offering to the sticking tree . . . To be, to be, to be, to be, to be

Words, words, words.