Quotes & Jokes #3
Pat Batchelor, PE
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Pat Batchelor, PE
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Quote #3 - "All the technology in the world will never replace a positive attitude."
-- Harvey Mackay
Joke #3 - Two engineers are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls 911. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the engineer says "OK, now what?"
Yes, I borrowed that joke .... apparently It was voted as the Best Joke Ever!! I think it is funny, but not the Best Ever.... Thoughts?
President, Burke Engineering, LLC
7 年- - The chicken crossed the road to prove to the o'possum (& the armadillo) that it could be done.
Systems Analyst
7 年We need to make sure we only let in the right sorts of chickens. We can't admit those who would wish to peck us to death.
Global IT Enthusiast, Procurator, Analytical Thinker
7 年Have their motives questioned, or just another persons meal.
Structural Engineer at SSOE Group
7 年I laughed out loud at this one. It is also a great example that shows "communication is what the listener does" (quote by Mark Horstman) where the message sent was not the message received.
Owner - Georgia Gutter Services LLC
7 年The chicken crossed the road because our founding fathers and those that came before us fought and preserved the right for him to do so.