Quirky Contracts: brought to you by Zeal’s AI Legal Assistant

Have you ever wondered what a contract written by a cat would look like? ??

Zeal’s AI Legal Assistant allows us to draft contracts for any legal relationship in a matter of minutes.?

In this new series, we’ll explore the power of AI solutions to draft contracts, and to start things off, take a look at this clawfully executed tenant agreement!

The Purrfectly Balanced Lease Agreement (PBLA)

This Purrfectly Balanced Lease Agreement (hereinafter referred to as the “PBLA”) is entered into by and between:

[Cat’s Name] (hereinafter referred to as the “Feline Occupant”)?

And

[Your Name] (hereinafter referred to as the “Human Servant”)

Recitals:

WHEREAS, the Feline Occupant possesses a keen understanding of strategic napping locations, and the delicate art of looking cute to get treats;

WHEREAS, the Human Servant, ever grateful for the Feline Occupant’s presence in their life, desires beyond anything else to provide a comfortable and enriching dwelling and desires access to the Feline Occupant’s purrs and cuddles in exchange for diligent service and endless amusement, deemed by the Feline Occupant;

NOW, THEREFORE, in consideration of the mutual head boops and chin scratches contained herein, the Feline Occupant and the Human Servant hereby agree as follows:

Occupancy Rights:?

The Feline Occupant shall have full and unfettered access to all areas of the dwelling (based on a principle of “If I fit, I sits”), with the exception of the refrigerator (treat consumption must be pre-approved and delivered), the dishwasher (bath time is in the sink, thank you very much).

Food and Treat Provisions:?

The Human Servant shall ensure a steady supply of fresh, high-quality treats and wet food, replenished at the Feline Occupant’s discerning announcement throughout the day. These treats shall be considered the standard Feline Occupant compensation for enduring belly rubs and being picked up for hugs at random moments of the day.

Entertainment and Enrichment:

The Human Servant shall be responsible for providing stimulating toys, strategically placed objects the Feline Occupant can throw on the ground, and spiritual catnip sessions as required. Sunbeam naps are non-negotiable. Regular brushing and ear scratches shall be conducted under the discretion of the Feline Occupant and failure to adhere to these terms will result in scratches.

Napping Privileges:

The Feline Occupant has the right to claim any cozy lap, keyboard, or freshly laundered laundry item as their napping throne. The Human Servant shall refrain from disturbing such naps unless absolutely necessary (urgent treat delivery is considered a valid exception).

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, the parties hereto have executed this Purrfectly Pawsitive Lease Agreement with paw prints and nose boops as of the Effective Date.

[Cat’s Name]

[Insert Paw Print]

[Your Name]?

[Signature]

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