Quick Laugh For Husbands
KAZI MOHAMMAD ALAMGIR
Multivendor Online Selling, Shopping, Dropshipping, Affiliate Marketing & FBA Amazon.
*All husbands can enjoy a quick laugh*_
_*Wife*: Shall I prepare sambar or rasam today._
_*Husband*: First make it, we will name it later._
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_*A frustrated husband in front of his laptop*:_
_Dear Google, please do not behave like my wife..._
_Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting!_
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_*A married man's prayer*:_
_Dear God,_
_You gave me childhood & you took it away._
_You gave me youth & you took it away._
_You gave me a wife. It's been years now, just reminding you..._
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_*Husband*: I found Aladin's Lamp today._
_*Wife*: Wow, what did you ask for darling??_
_*Husband*: I asked him to increase his brain ten times._
_*Wife*: Oh. Jaan. Luv you so much. Did he do that??_
_*Husband*: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero._
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_*Employee* : Sir you are like a Lion in the office! What about at home??_
_*Boss* : I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there!_
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_A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and his wife didn't speak to him for 6 months._
_Was the necklace FAKE?_
_Nooooo! That was the deal :)_
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_A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant._
_As the food was served, the *husband* said:_
_"The food looks delicious, let's eat."_
_*Wife*: Honey..... you say a prayer before eating at home._
_*Husband*: That's at home sweetheart! Here the Chef knows how to cook._
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_*Last but the best*_
_*Best slogan on a man's T-Shirt*:_
_"Please do not disturb me, I am married and already very disturbed!"_
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