Quarantine List for Type A People, Week 2

TYPE “A” PERSONALITY CORONA VIRUS WEEK 2 QUARANTINE LIST                 

Listed by priority:

-      Box up clothes and move to attic to make room for TP stash.

-      Six-week food supply depleted in 1 week. Assess damage. Assign blame.

-      Throw out bathroom scale. (That can’t be right! Obviously broken)

-      Jackhammer driveway to make room for row crops.

-      Buy chickens and cows for newly constructed barn.

-      Master quantum physics.

-      Check coronavirus outbreak numbers hourly. Graph & share data.

-      Weave face masks from grass clippings, dust bunnies, and organic flour paste.

-      Practice psychic communication with cats dogs.

-      Fire guru.

-      Review new guru applications.

-      Fashion hazmat suit from trash bags for grocery shopping.

-      Measure & enforce 6’ distance between people at Trader Joe’s.

-      Practice yoga 1 3 5 hours per day.

-      Rewire house. (Remember to shut off electricity this time)

-      Play upbeat music “Purple Rain” on endless loop.

-      Find softer things to throw at TV during press conferences.

-      Make list for Week 3

WEEK 3....