Quality Joke 'o The Week...

Quality Joke 'o The Week...

Craig Plain Craig Plain

Craig Plain

Project Director @ Koniag | Black Belt, PhD

发布日期: 2023年4月21日
+ 关注

3 statisticians go deer hunting. They creep out through the brush and find a good place to hunker down.?

Soon, a big buck walks up – and the first statistician hops up and shoots! Missing 10 feet to the right.?

The second statistician hops up and shoots, missing 10 feet to the left!

The third statistician jumps up and yells, “We got him!”

Chronicles of a Facilitator Chronicles of a Facilitator

Chronicles of a Facilitator

1,221 位关注者

订阅
Eric Hammons

Principal, Operations and Organization Development

1 年

"Two" funny ??

赞
回复

要查看或添加评论，请登录

Craig Plain的更多文章

  • You do that? I do that!
    2024年11月27日

    You do that? I do that!

    Opportunities for improvement come to light in a variety of ways…Gemba walks, customer feedback, defect tracking… For…

  • The Conversation
    2024年11月21日

    The Conversation

    This week I find myself transcribing a conversation I overheard at a conference I’d recently attended. Two gentlemen…

    1 条评论
  • The Wisconsin Blitz
    2024年11月20日

    The Wisconsin Blitz

    The Air National Guard Headquarters was having trouble getting Green Belts certified. My Guard Unit needed Green Belts…

    1 条评论
  • A Tale of Two Units
    2024年11月14日

    A Tale of Two Units

    In the 1990’s, the Navy had three locations for basic training: Jacksonville, Florida. San Diego, California.

    2 条评论
  • All the Quotes That are Fit to Print
    2024年11月6日

    All the Quotes That are Fit to Print

    Looking for a fun, low-tech, cost-effective, and easy way to improve team engagement and increase camaraderie? I have…

    1 条评论
  • Another Scary CPI Story
    2024年10月31日

    Another Scary CPI Story

    “Killing the Baby” was not a phrase I’d ever expected to hear while learning about magic. As the regular readers of…

  • Scary CPI
    2024年10月30日

    Scary CPI

    “A single drop of this will kill you within minutes…” Hearing this in a training class is some scary stuff. And not at…

    2 条评论
  • Teams Create Poor Quality Process Maps. The Solution? Don’t Teach Mapping!
    2024年10月23日

    Teams Create Poor Quality Process Maps. The Solution? Don’t Teach Mapping!

    It had to be a joke; I was convinced of it. They were pulling one over on the company’s new Quality Director.

    1 条评论
  • Giving Away Belts
    2024年10月16日

    Giving Away Belts

    It was a large organization…global. Tens of thousands of employees.

  • The Air Force Crashes Quality
    2024年10月9日

    The Air Force Crashes Quality

    In past articles, I’ve mentioned the Air Force’s failed Total Quality Management (TQM) Initiative in the 1990’s. (Do…

    3 条评论

社区洞察

其他会员也浏览了