Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behavior. (CONT.)

So, Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behavior.

So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender:

PUTIN - Is Crimea ours?

BARTENDER - Yes, it is.

PUTIN - And the Donbas?

BARTENDER - Still ours.

PUTIN - And Kiev?

BARTENDER - We got that too.

Satisfied, Putin finishes his drink, and asks:

Thanks, how much do I owe you?

BARTENDER - That will be 100 Hryvni.

Слава Укра?н?! Героям слава! Sláva Ukrayíni! Heróyam sláva! Glory to Ukraine! Glory to the heroes!

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