Professional Life, Summed Up:

Signs you’ve mastered the art of professional chaos:

1. You get excited about office supplies. (A new pen feels like power ?????)
2. Your calendar reminders feel like text messages from friends. ("Oh hey, 3 PM meeting, nice to see you again!")
3. The highlight of the day is a great cup of coffee.(isn’t just a beverage anymore—it’s a survival strategy) ..or free snacks in the breakroom. ???
4. You own at least three notebooks but still take meeting notes on random sticky notes. ??????
5. You’ve perfected the “I’m totally listening” nod for video calls while secretly Googling, “How to sound smart in meetings.” ????

And let’s not forget:

• That one email you replied to within 10 seconds? Legendary.
• “Circle back” is now your answer to everything.
• Your calendar looks like a game of Tetris, and somehow you’re losing.

But hey, if we’re laughing, we’re thriving (probably). Here's to another week of pretending we know what we’re doing. We’ve got this! ????

What do you think? ??