A Pro Carrier XMAS Tale

A Pro Carrier XMAS Tale

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the North Pole, Santa was pacing, his stress taking its toll.

The elves were in a panic, their workshop in disarray, For their toy suppliers had let them down on this special day.

"What shall we do"? cried Tinsel, the head elf with dismay, the children are waiting, "we can't delay"!

Santa stroked his beard, and deep in thought he sat.

Then suddenly exclaimed, "I've got an idea! Let's call Matt"!

Matt, you see, was no ordinary fellow,

He drove a Pro Carrier truck and was always quite mellow.

A Pro Carrier BDM, known for speed and precision,

He became Santa's last hope, a Christmas collision.

The elves loaded the truck with lightning speed, while Santa explained to Matt their urgent need.

"Ho ho ho!" laughed Matt, "Don't you worry, big guy, I'll deliver these presents, quick as a reindeer can fly!"

So off went the team in their trusty Pro Carrier truck, leaving Santa and elves just hoping to F@ck.

They tracked him online, watching with glee, as Matt zigzagged the globe, setting presents free.

When all was done, and Matt returned with a grin, Santa declared, "Next year, let's use Pro Carrier for all our parcels again!"

The elves cheered and danced, crisis averted with style, who knew logistics could make Christmas worthwhile?

And so, dear children, if your presents arrive, in a Pro Carrier truck, not a sleigh from the sky,

Remember that Santa, in his infinite wisdom, knows that sometimes it takes a pro to perfect his mission!


Merry XMAS to all customers and customers to be :)

Claire Waddington

Cross-Border E-commerce & Logistics Specialist | Experienced in Driving Global Growth & Optimising Shipping Solutions @Pro Carrier

2 个月

Love this!!

Andy Meeson

Global E-Comm Returns | Director of Returns at Pro Carrier

2 个月

Love this! All santa needed was Matt and Pro Carrier...a perfect match. Merry Christmas you filthy animal

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