PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
Hello Pres. Barack. Today is a very important day - I finally have a wonderful finish to my book. You managed to create a situation months ago that will have the most positive affect on Americans possible under the changing environment. I know you'll remember coming to me at Twitter in a podcast with a message that "You would have my soldiers out of Iraq within two days." which was going to be Labor Day. I said, "I'll believe it when I see it.". You said, "You're on.". And so it was.
I was Tweeting about being in a writer's block on how to end my book. It lasted this long. I had to find the best thing you did so I could smile every time I see your wax figure in the new $30,000,000.00+ Presidential Museum. I was determined to wrap this book up "pro" or "con" by the State of the Union Address 2017. I don't want to see you go by the way, no matter how many "cons" I have tripped through. You are the coolest President we will ever have had! I will smile really big, when I stand in front of that awesome made to perfection statue of you.
You will have to buy the book to find out the best thing you did. Because - it is not something I want the G.O.P. to get wind of because it will be repealed. It has the biggest punch to marketing and jobs that will rebuild this recession's infrastructure. It is a great thing and I am so happy that I get the extent of business it will impact.
Too bad about Trump. It is an embarrassment to the U.S.A. face in my opinion and I hope the researchers and the media are mad enough to get this stopped. Have a great retirement. Enjoy the girls. Visit them during college. I hear Barbados has a beautiful resort for you and Michelle to relax on the beach, dig your feet in the white sand, and reminisce about the folly of it all. As always, your friend,
Kitty Kelso, Springfield, Illinois. Your 'ole Internet adviser. Whitehouse Group at LinkedIn.com, Past Official Internet Presidential Adviser