Possible Side Effects Of Home-Ownership
As much as we complain about the disclosures we as Realtors must deal with on a daily basis, imagine what it would be like if our disclosures were more similar to those required in the drug industry.
Your MLS listing would now read:
Just Listed
Beautiful 5 bd. 4 bath estate on 2 professionally landscaped acres, with amazing views of both the lake and 8th fairway in the highly sought after community of Utopia. Wood flooring throughout, granite countertops with stainless under mount sink, 42” custom cabinets, game room, media room, study with built in bookcases, covered patio, and oversized guest quarters with separate, private entrance.
*Side effects of homeownership may include but are not limited to the following: Loud or annoying neighbors, loss of equity, termite infestation, shifting or cracked foundation, roof leaks, faulty wiring, improper drainage and/or flooding followed by subsequent mold infestation. In extreme cases, foreclosure and/or bankruptcy may result from homeownership. Some homeowners have admitted to suffering from headaches, loss of sleep, irritability, high blood pressure, confusion, hostility, changes in behavior, depression, and/or suicidal thoughts or actions. If you develop suicidal thoughts or actions, please contact your Realtor right away.
Home-ownership is a privilege and one that you should strongly consider.
Talk to your Realtor today, to find out if home-ownership is right for you.