The Perplexing World of 'Cancel-Proof' Subscriptions

Ah, the modern conundrum of subscriptions! They're like those pesky relatives who pop in unannounced and then refuse to leave.

You know the kind.

They're great at first, offering all the bells and whistles of convenience, but try showing them the door, and it's a whole different ball game.

Picture this: You've joined a gym, buoyed by the promise of transforming into a Greek god or goddess.

But soon, the allure fades, and you decide to bid adieu. Simple, right? Wrong!

The exit is as elusive as a politician's promise. You can't cancel online or over the phone. The only escape?

A letter to your 'home gym' or a personal visit.

For the average Joe, this might be a minor hiccup.

But for those of us juggling the glittering disco ball of ADHD, it's akin to climbing Everest in flip-flops.

Our executive function and memory can be as reliable as a chocolate teapot. The result? Months, years of paying for a service as unused as a comb in a bald man's bathroom.

The thought of penning a letter or trekking to a physical location can feel like preparing for a space mission.

And in the age of the internet, where everything is just a click away, why are these cancellation policies as outdated as a VHS tape?

It's high time we hold these companies to account.

We're not asking for the moon on a stick – just a cancellation process that doesn't require a PhD in Rocket Science.

We need policies that cater to all, including those of us whose brains are more 'jazz improvisation' than 'classical symphony'.

Now, I hear you say, "Why not sue the rascals?"

Ah, if only it were that simple. These contracts are often as watertight as a duck's backside. Playing the 'disability card' isn't a straightforward ace up the sleeve either.

It's a murky pond, and we're without a paddle.

But it's not all doom and gloom. The first step in solving a problem is recognising there is one. By bringing these issues to light, we're setting the stage for change.

We're not just ADHD warriors; we're pioneers on the frontiers of fairness and accessibility.

So, to all my fellow ADHD comrades, let's not lose heart.

Our brains may be wired for a bit of chaos, but they're also bursting with creativity, resilience, and a unique perspective that the world needs.

Let's continue to challenge the status quo, one quirky brainwave at a time.

And to the subscription companies, a friendly nudge: evolve or become extinct.

The choice is yours.

Have a great Sunday!

James ??