Performance Review - Reality(Comic)
Jerin Raj Kulathinalan_JRK
HR Consultant I Founder | Entrepreneur | Investment Partner
During increment time;
Boss : There are 50 bricks on an Plane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?
Employee : That's easy, 49.
Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge
Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.
Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?
Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.
Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Employee : She crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday
Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Employee : Er....I guess she drowned....err...
Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the Plane that's the problem, you are not focused on your job....You may leave now!!!
Moral of the above; If your boss has decided to screw u, no matter How much you prepare you will be screwed! So don't worry about your review.. Just enjoy your work and enjoy the life...
(Forwarded Message)
HR Consultant I Founder | Entrepreneur | Investment Partner
7 年Finding fault(weakness)and show them the room to improve is PM ;)
Group Head - Engineering
7 年So... you are always at fault ??????????