Per My Last Email: Are You Missing These Subtle Workplace Jabs?

Ah, the wonderful world of office communication, where true feelings often hide behind a veil of politeness. Let's decode some classic passive-aggressive email phrases that might have slipped under your radar:

"Per my last email..."

Translation: "I'm wondering if you've considered reading emails as a hobby. It's quite rewarding!"

"As previously discussed..."

Translation: "I'm having déjà vu. Weren't we here before? No? Just me then."

"Friendly reminder..."

Translation: "This reminder is about as friendly as a cat that hasn't been fed in 24 hours."

"I'm just circling back..."

Translation: "I'm practicing my roundabouts in your inbox. Honk if you see me!"

"Please advise."

Translation: "I'm all ears for your explanation of how this simple task turned into a Rubik's cube."

"I hope this email finds you well."

Translation: "I hope this email finds you... eventually."

"Let me know if you have any questions."

Translation: "I'm bracing myself for the inevitable flood of queries."

"Thanks in advance."

Translation: "I'm optimistically assuming you'll do what I've asked. No pressure!"

"I look forward to your response."

Translation: "I'll be refreshing my inbox with the enthusiasm of a child waiting for Christmas morning."

"Regards,"

Translation: "I'm regarding you with all the warmth of a tepid cup of tea."

Now next time an email leaves you feeling oddly miffed, consult this list.

You might discover your colleagues aren't just being polite - they're secret contenders in the Passive-Aggressive Olympics.

Remember, in office communication, it's not just what's said, but what's left unsaid that counts. So why not try your hand at this subtle art? But beware: master it, and you might become "That Person Everyone Avoids in the Lift".

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