Our Democratic Freedom

I am proud of my Democracy--gives me absolute FREEDOM to be or Not to be:

An MP (front door Lok Sabha or back door Rajya Sabha) which provides me a free choice to decide for me either as a Member or As a Consultative Member on Any Committee (on Science and Technology, Environment and Forests or on Defence or on Industry-Heavy or otherwise or on Chemicals and Fertilizers or on the Ministry of Civil Aviation including the Committee on Industry for Action Taken Report) of My OWN CHOICE; giving me the natural freedom and choice to walk into ANY OR MANY Banks of MY CHOICE; and the freedom and choice to borrow WHENEVER I WANT AS MUCH AS I WANT------SPEND IT ANYWAY--Friends Wine or Dine---Again the freedom and choice to Decide whether I should REPAY or NOT with the absolute confidence that NO ACTION can be contemplated, let alone TAKEN against me (Mind You I am or was in the Committee on Industry for Action Taken Report as an MP through the back door); I also have the freedom and choice to set up ANY INDUSTRY OF MY CHOICE--with a freedom and choice to DECIDE not to make ANY PROFIT even by default even for a single day--finally the freedom and choice to close them on Any Day I choose to; Not Pay my Taxes, Not pay salaries, Not pay my dues, AND IN THE PROCESS AMAAS personal assets AS MUCH AS I CHOSE TO till I drop etc et.al...................The media will go the extra mile to give me maximum visibility for FREE, so that every citizen will give me a Celebrity Status, refer me as a Business Tycoon, Magnet what not, and address me respectfully with the customary Indian "ji"--------nobody will create any din. On the contrary the whole nation will in a united show of OPTIMISM Stand in Attention and chant in chorus "HUM HONGE KAMYAAB EK DIN". By the way don't be too surprised if I am honoured with a Padma Shree; Padma Bhushan;; or Padma Vibhooshan; -----arre chodo yaar-- This is our democracy & I have my freedom and choice to decide that also--Why worry now?.....it is party time now--whose money? Why should I bother? All Indians are my brothers and sisters--I love my country. Meraa Bharat Mahaan.