Ordering a Pizza in 2022.

CALLER: Is this #PizzaHut?

GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza

CALLER: Sorry, I have Dialed wrong number

GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.

CALLER: Ok, I would like to order a pizza

GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir?

CALLER: My usual? You know me?

GOOGLE: your last 12 orders shows, extra-large pizza with cheeses, sausage on a thick crust

CALLER: Super! That's what I'll have.

GOOGLE: sir may suggest would Gluten free veg pizza?

CALLER: What? I don't want a veg #pizza

GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good, sir

CALLER: How the hell do you know that?

GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone no. with your #medical records

CALLER: Ok, but I don't want your rotten veg pizza! I have taken medication for my cholesterol

GOOGLE: But your medication wasn't regular. you just bought 30 cholesterol tablets once,4 months ago from Lloyd pharmacy

CALLER: I bought more from another pharmacy

GOOGLE: That doesn't show on your credit card statement

CALLER: I paid in cash

GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your #bank statement

CALLER: WTF man! I'm going on island to live without internet & #socialmedia

GOOGLE: I understand sir, but you need to renew your #passport. It expired 6 weeks ago