OpenAI's Genius Scheme: "Why Use Your Brain When ChatGPT Can Do It All?"
Ah, brace yourselves for yet another ChatGPT update.

OpenAI's Genius Scheme: "Why Use Your Brain When ChatGPT Can Do It All?"

Alexander Popov Alexander Popov

Alexander Popov

Founder of Grandomastery, Instructional Designer

发布日期: 2024年6月7日
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At Grandomastery, we've been amusedly watching the trend of people outsourcing not just their creative work, but even personal tasks, to ChatGPT. And why not? After all, if you’re looking for output that’s delightfully cliché, charmingly impersonal, cheerfully simplistic, dripping with buzzwords, and—our personal favorite—spectacularly unoriginal, ChatGPT is your go-to assistant.

In its latest update, ChatGPT practically begs you to dump every conceivable task onto it. The irony? Sometimes crafting the perfect prompt is more brain-taxing than just using those pesky neurons of yours. And don’t get us started on delegating personal matters to GPT—that’s a one-way ticket to moral bankruptcy at your expense.

Here are a few gems that OpenAI suggests you hand over to their trusty digital oracle:

What kind of first-world crisis must your friend be having to find solace in an AI-generated kitten gif that's not even your cat, and not even a cat video?
Imagine a parent not being able to figure out or at least be decisive enough about their kid's art.
Sense the contradiction? A fantasy (!) team that all of a sudden lacks a name! The one thing it should have, since it's only in the realm of fantasies—a name!
Such a GPT request may come from a person taken hostage, tortured to invite the enemy to their private event as a friend, because no one in their sane mind would resort to GPT for a simple couple of words that should come naturally.
It's just a quote, for heaven's sake! It doesn't have to contain a formal opening and closing line! The plumber is busy and knows you know nothing about plumbing. Use simple layman's English. GPT doesn't know what's broken, but you do. Write to him!
Here you go:

https://www.grandomastery.com/team-building


How inhumane and insensitive does one have to be in order not to understand what the ginger cat's name should be upon seeing him for the first time? Moreover, cats from shelters already come with a name—they've earned it there.
The woman did you a favor, again, and this is the ultimate level of personalization and gratitude you can offer? Maybe next time, ChatGPT should be babysitting your kids?
Impressing them, again, with decorum and unnatural politeness? They won't care. We were taught decades ago not to even bother about these formalities and create this noise.

Still using GPT for Job Application process? You are doing it wrong when there is good old Navigation XT!


You scoundrel! Or maybe your dad, someone's definitely missing the mark here. Profoundly. DelAIgating at its finest! Why bother gifting something you're clueless about? And if your dad happens to fancy your gift for his fishing collection, well, GPT will be thrilled at your valiant effort.

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This is crystallized missed opportunity!

This is what life before GPT classifieds looked like. The following ads are from the collection of goods that I personally pitched to my neighbors when my wife and I were living in Montenegro. They were sold like hot cakes despite their inferior quality.

Our semi-walking lightweight semi-portable iron with steaming functions, which can also slightly warm (and even more) during your travels outside the warm and cozy Akacia Apartments.
The Esperanza electric hotplate, which may come in handy for your travels to countries with hotels without kitchens or even mini-kitchens in the room when, being on vacation mode, having overslept the included Booking Genius 2 breakfast, you can successfully cook imported coffee, and for lunch, a quick-to-make soup; the Esperanza hotplate strengthens hope for and even jacket potatoes in pseudo-camping conditions, allowing you to engage in favorite activities.
Selling a lucky trash can (550x380x310mm) for beermoney (~ 1 Nk??k Gld), never used for its intended purpose; this glorious bucket was personally fished out by me in the turbulent spring waters near Sveti Stefan (who knows how long it wandered the seas and where it came from before that), swam to shore, cleaned, disinfected, and brought with honors to Akacia Apartments in the summer. The bucket is deep and can hold a lot of useful and not so useful things, it's easy to clean, loves the starry sky and the wind, doesn't take up space as it knows the value of open spaces, the lucky bucket is ready to be with you and serve you well.
The Fox heater-warmth giver, which saved us during our stay in a visibly and impressively Villa in Risan in early rainy spring in a room with old wooden single-chamber windows and a non-functioning air conditioner. The Fox heater, in its name, possesses similar semantic properties to the superyacht Flying Fox, spotted last week in Montenegro. No, Flying Fox, contrary to rumors, does not belong to Jeff Bezos, but the Fox heater can be yours today without lengthy bureaucratic red tape and tedious processing of all necessary documents!


Depersonalized caprolalic blablabla certainly will not irritate the professor, right? ;)
There are fewer and fewer locals in Seoul. If they are, they don't "experience" Seoul, they live there.
Your date will be surely impressed with GPT's idea. And will you be impressed with yourself, your deliberation and... choice regarding the dish?
The outfit itself may certainly look good on camera, but who guarantees it will look good on you?
Here you go: ??????

As we eagerly offload more tasks to AI—especially those requiring a smidgen of creativity, thoughtfulness, engagement, discernment, or personal flair (quirks and typos included)—we're heading straight towards forgetting how to write a simple haiku, a heartfelt poem, a witty joke, or a genuine, unfiltered response. Sure, there's a charm in imperfection and warmth in our unique human quirks that no algorithm can mimic. So, maybe let's remember to use our own voices every now and then instead of becoming totally insensitive, tech-dependent drones. Or have we already given up on being authentically human?

What do you think, dear friends? What should we deem unacceptable and shameful to entrust to ChatGPT? Or should we?

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Alexander Popov

Founder of Grandomastery, Instructional Designer

4 个月

Here are yesterday's prompts: Apparently, chatting with GPT is the ultimate procrastination cure. And, of course, writing a few words about a barbecue and BYOB is utterly impossible without ChatGPT's help. They firmly believe you can't manage it on your own.

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