"Ooops..."
"Dear God Mother..."
"The Drake Equation didn't work but I did call the *Operator* to call all my brothers from different area codes to hurry the fuck up. I'm in Columbus, Ohio...the weather sucks and agents here are still trying to take me out for a ball game...except the ball is in their court. I don't want to play because they cheat all the time and never play fair."
"This game sucks. The president get's spray tan and told his agents to *kick* me in the pussy and shit like that."
"So you guys will have to kick his agents in the balls and everything in between the hefty sack. I can't even smoke weed on the grid cause it's laced with Rat poison."
"These Mongols are still using chemical warfare. I've counted over 60 human casualties in James Dean hick Check my medical records...they ain't giving up on their mission to turn me into Swiss cheese."