One aunt who used to play the trumpet
She was a special human being. Actually, her sayings, said without restrictions, became famous.
- It's all fucked up, fucked up!
- Go and get it!
She used to say this kind of things without any malice ... it just came out to her!
One day, while she was walking, she felt someone who wanted to steal her. She did not hesitate. While the man was still thinking in steal her, he was already trying to escape from her umbrella.
She was a good cook and she knew how to cook some foreigner culinary recipes:
- It is not Molotov pudding, but Malakov pudding! – She said resolutely.
In the end of the meal, she ruined everything.
- Do you want a coffee? – She asked.
- Yes!!! – We answered, enthusiastically.
Ready, there came the bottle of Mokambo to the table ...