NOVICE BEATS TEAM OF TECHIES

Total Novice Beats Team of Developers, Creates Voicebot with No-Code

In a stunning upset, a complete programming novice has managed to create a fully-functional voicebot using only no-code software. The achievement has left a team of experienced developers scratching their heads and wondering how they could have been beaten by someone with no technical background.

The novice in question, Susan Johnson, had no prior experience with programming or software development. However, after reading about no-code tools online, she decided to give it a try and see what she could create. "I didn't really know what I was doing at first," Johnson admitted in an interview. "But I just kept experimenting and playing around with the software, and I figured out really quickly how to make it work."

To the amazement of her colleagues, Johnson's voicebot is fully functional and has a range of features that are typically only found in custom-built solutions. It can understand and respond to natural language queries, provide information on a wide range of topics people call about.

But not everyone is happy with Johnson’s success. One of her colleagues who asked to remain anonymous said “Susan has no idea what she's doing. She stumbled upon a no-code tool and managed to create a voicebot. Well, whoop-dee-doo! Meanwhile, we were working on a much more complex project with the IT department, and now it's been cancelled because Susan's boss thinks her voicebot is the next big thing.”

Others were much more positive. "I never would have thought it was possible to create something like this without a team of developers working on it," said another of Johnson's colleagues. "But Susan managed to do it all on her own, using nothing but no-code tools."

The achievement has caused a stir in the tech community, with many developers now wondering whether no-code tools could be the future of software development. While some remain skeptical, others are excited by the prospect of a new era of democratized software development, where anyone can create powerful tools without needing years of technical expertise.

As for Johnson, she's thrilled with what she's created and excited to see what she can do next. "Maybe I'll build my own intelligent omnichannel routing next," Johnson said with a smile.

According to sources close to Johnson, she recently asked her boss for a raise, citing the incredible success of the voicebot as evidence of her value to the company. Her boss was reportedly impressed with what Johnson had achieved and had this to say: "Of course I gave Susan a raise," the boss said. "This voicebot is saving me blooming millions. I can't wait to see what she comes up with next."