Non Corona News! Tom Brady!!!
Taylor Offer
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Tom Brady is leaving the Patriots. 20 years, 500 touchdowns and 6 Super Bowls, he will go down as the best quarterback of all time. Why ruin your legacy for the last few years of your career and play somewhere else?
Who this really affects:
1. Men in New England who are more sad about this than the coronavirus
2. Women in New England who have to be quarantined with crying men in New England
Conspiracy theories:
1. While he didn't say which team he is playing for next year, he just eliminated 1 team, the Patriots. He will go week by week eliminating 1 team a week like the Bachelor. After 29 weeks he will give a rose to the team he wants to play for and make the announcement.
2. This is a Hulu commercial. During the Super Bowl, Tom starred in a Hulu commercial where he said "all good things must come to an end" and "to my fans, teammates and everyone I want you to hear this from me". It was dark and we thought he would announce his retirement or him leaving the Patriots. Instead he announced "Hulu doesn't just have live sports, it also has award winning shows." Theory number 2 is this is just an elaborate Hulu commercial.
3. Theory 3 is the world is actually ending and weird stuff that we never believed true will start happening... Before we know it Tom will be kissing 11 year old boys on the lips...oh wait....shit....
No groups larger than 10. In a press conference yesterday, the Donald said for the next 15 days no American should be in groups of larger than 10. The only ironic thing about it? Donald was standing in a group of 16 as he said it. RULES DON'T APPLY TO THE DONALD.
San Francisco goes full lockdown. Citizens are required to stay home unless it is for an emergency, doctor, exercise, food or pitching your start up. Just kidding about the pitching your start up part, that "tinder for dogs" idea is going to have to wait.
Stock Market is like Bitcoin. It goes up and down everyday it is honestly exhausting even reporting on it. Google it if you want more updates, I'm done going on that emotional roller coaster.
-Taylor "Tinder for dog is actually a great idea" Offer
P.S- Still thinking about this Tinder for dogs idea. Like what if they got matched based of "play" preferences. Like do you like to "play rough", "play calm" etc. And matched based off locations, does the dog like "the mountains", "the beach", "the park". I'm sure there is some algorithm that can tell you how compatible dogs will be based off certain criteria.
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4 年This the best way to make friends who love their pets.
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4 年I got it!? "tinder for dogs", perfect name Ruff.com.? Also thought about Ruffing.com, but that takes you to a dark place on the inter-webs.??
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4 年Tinder for Dogs is a freaking amazing opportunity! My Great Dane, Chupi, now 7 NEVER settled down! Extremely social and active. Since he was a puppy I’ve spent hours arranging play dates for him! I’ll be looking for this app. Genius!!
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4 年I wasn’t sad. It was a great run. I thank him for all the memories. I completely understand the need to be free and move on. I’m happy for him. My girlfriend who doesn’t even like football was more sad
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