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Apparently there’s something going on at a place called Standing Rock somewhere out in the Dakotas. It’s either an Indian reservation, or it’s near one. There’s an oil company that wants to build a pipeline through an Indian burial ground and the––

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––left several injured in the frigid air. The sheriff has said––

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–near the construction site, threatening to use hefty fine––

BULLETIN! DONALD TRUMP HAS CHOSEN HIS SECRETARY OF STATE...ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?...HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS!... GUESS WHO!...YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE IT...STAY TUNED!... WE’LL BE BACK AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL MESSAGE! 

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