NEW secret way to know if the toilet is taken or not

Forget knocking on doors and asking if the toilet is? free.

I’ve got something far, far better for you.

Let me illustrate it for you:

Ever had the experience when going into a public toilet - be it in your dormitory, fighting gym, the mall, the station, or at school - and some melodies hit your ears?

Now,

That’s where you know the toilet is taken.

Our TikTok and instant-gratification obsessed culture has created an overabundance of cases such as this and it got so far that it’s now commonplace to put your ear next to the door of a toilet and look for random noises that come from people’s phones instead of knocking on the door and asking - “Is it free?”

If you thought that typing away on your phone while taking a dumb was bad,?

Wait till you think about sitting for half an hour (or sometimes more) atop your number two and have your clothes and skin smell from it.

Eww.

“Why is it such a big deal? Can’t I have some me-time now?”

Well, according to the archive of knowledge also known as Google, people spend an average of 1 hour 42 minutes per week on the toilet.

I think this statistic is from 1972, not 2023, though.

My guesstimate would be if you took one dumb every day, it would amount to 210 minutes, which is three and a half hours of just dumbing yourself down with short, highly-edited videos that you don’t remember the half of ten minutes later.

Not to mention staying up late and watching it for three hours when you should be sleeping.

Or when waiting for the bus,

Or doing it as the first thing after waking up,

Or when you’re WALKING DOWN THE STREET.

The remedy for this TikTok addicted society?

Delete that heinous crap.

Right now.

It only wastes time and makes you unable to concentrate - which, as we know it, isn’t conducive to doing market research, calls with clients, or writing long-form direct-response copy.

Do something better instead - like reading an ebook where your favorite bald copywriter helps you avoid the most common pitfalls that befell beginners.

Visit https://theprybar.com to do so.