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Christine Fyfe Christine Fyfe

Christine Fyfe

Australia Trade Connections - Director

发布日期: 2016年12月5日
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  • Tourist: "I'm sorry, waiter, but I only have enough money for the bill. I have nothing left for a tip. Highland waiter: "Let me add up that bill again, sir."
  • Donald: "Have you ever seen one of those new machines that can tell when a person is telling a lie? Sandy: "Seen one? I married one!"


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