My relationship with Princess Diana
On the 20th anniversary of her tragic death at the hands of papparazzi taking pictures for the Daily Mail, I think it is time that I shared the details of how intimate our relationship was.
I first became aware of Lady Diana Spencer when I saw a picture of her in a newspaper. Over the following months I saw other pictures, some of which were her in a car.
She then got engaged to Prince Charles, I happened to see that on the BBC News, she then got married and my boss raised a glass to her in the pub that day.
She then did various stuff which I don't remember precisely, but I learned later that she had a couple of kids.
Then she got divorced and shortly after died, I hadn't realised it was 20 years ago, but I do remember the press going nuts over it.
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