My Majestic Thanksgiving

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I don’t know about you, but I ate the largest turkey leg in recorded history.? I had to hold it with two hands which made me feel like King Henry the 8th!

Then after two glasses of Veuve Clicquot and a glass or two of Chateau St Michelle merlot, several succulent scoops of exquisitely mashed sweet potatoes and fork fills of elegant arugula salad with heavenly beets, I decided to leave the castle to go for a walk on the beach, until I saw Queen Rita approach with the dessert of a lifetime, the delicious cake she baked.

To say life is good would be a horrendous understatement!? It’s good to be king. Try it.

My next thanksgiving I hope to be at a party at Mar-a-Lago with President Trump and his “First Buddy” Elon Musk and me dancing to YMCA while Sylvester Stallone claps and Barron smiles but looks a tiny bit embarrassed.

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Tom Madden is an author, a prize-winning PR man and a dreamer.? His latest book is Planetary Lifeguard, Blowing the Whistle on Climate Change.? He started is international PR firm TransMedia Group when he left NBC where he was Vice President, Assistant to the President, who was then programming wunderkind Fred Silverman.? His weekly blog fires off from www.maddenmischief.com.