My Dad's favourite joke
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My Dad's favourite joke

I remember a joke my Dad loved to tell.

(If you don’t like elaborate puns, maybe stop reading now!)

It goes like this…

A man wants to bump off his elderly relative to get the inheritance.

So he contacts the local hit man, called Arthur, who quotes him £10,000 to do the job.

“That’s far too expensive” says the man. “If I had that much money, I wouldn’t need the inheritance.”

“Fair enough” says Arthur. “Here’s another option…

My son is just starting in the business and he’s much cheaper than me. He’s called Arthur too, but he likes to be called ‘Artie’.

He only does strangulation, but if that’s good enough, why don’t you talk to him?”

So the man contacts Artie, who agrees to do it for just £1.

He tracks the relative to the local supermarket, strangles them and dumps their body in a freezer cabinet.

But another customer sees it, so he has to strangle them too.

And a member of staff witnesses the second attack, so they meet the same fate.

That evening, the front page of the local newspaper reads:

“ARTIE CHOKES THREE FOR A POUND IN TESCO”

(US folks: Tesco is a big supermarket.)

It’s a pretty bad joke but the point is that people don’t always need the £10,000 (or even £1,000) tailor-made version of your service.

Sometimes a?one-size-fits-all?solution to a common problem is good enough.

In fact, there’s a type of course I call a “solution-in-a-box” which plays this role perfectly. It gives people the tools and tactics they need to solve their own problem.

So what’s a common solution you could “box up” in a digital format?

Chances are you could sell it for more than a pound.

See you soon,

Glen.


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Barbara Sturm

Content Marketing SEO Writer

1 年

Thanks for the little chuckle, Glen. Here's a grocery store/US currency pun that has nothing to do with course creation, but is fun to tell with your best pirate accent: Q: What did the pirate buy from the produce section? A: Corn, because it was a buck an ear.

Gerard Harris

Mental Health Trainer, Financial Educator, Public Speaker, Writer, Storyteller, Comedian, Actor, Musician, Dramaturge, Teacher and so on

1 年

I think I read somewhere that Artie was from Jerusalem

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