The Honest MPI WEC 2019 Party

Janelle: "Hey Carol! I'm so glad you made it to Toronto! How are things at Visit...umm...which CVB are you with these days anyway?"

Carol: "I'm pretty sure I'm with Visit Telluride. Or maybe it's Visit Ocean City? Got me. They're both probably great places to bring your 25,000 person meeting."

Don: "Carol! Janelle! Can't believe you both made it!"

Janelle: "Carol, do you have any idea who this guy is?"

Carol: "Not a clue in hell. 50 bucks says he's trying to sell us something."

Don: "Have you guys heard about my new event management software...Eventification Alpha? It's for events just like yours..."

Carol: "Well, I don't plan..."

Don: "Mike! Can't believe you made it!"

Susan: "Hey Carol! How are things in Ocean City?"

Carol: "Ah, that's it. I sell Ocean City. Right. Things are probably great. And we probably have a new convention center going up. And there's probably a hip new food scene downtown. And there's probably a new Hyatt being built where a flophouse used to be."

Janelle: "Hey Susan! I didn't think you'd be able to make it this year."

Susan: "Why's that?"

Janelle: "Because you explicitly said you can't make it this year when I invited you to dinner with us last night."

James: "Hey, Janelle! How's everything at the association? Your members are accountants, right?"

Janelle: "Dental hygienists. But sure."

James: "That's great. Anyway, have you given more thought to the RFP I sent you in 2013? I think your ice road truckers would really like Sarasota."

Janelle: "I appreciate it, James. But our destinations are booked through 2087. But tell your grandkids to reach out to mine. You never know."

Susan: "I'll be back in a few. Need to go run interference on the dance floor since the Eventification guy is getting a little suggestive with the Hilton Garden Inn ladies."

Maria: "Hey everyone!"

James: "Hey Maria! I haven't seen you since Atlantic City in '16!"

Maria: "We're in the same chapter. I literally saw you last week. You got drunk and started telling offensive jokes from the 80s."

James: "That was classic. Anyway, where's the after-party?"

Maria: "You mean the small gathering at one of the conference hotel lounges where guys like you make a last-ditch effort to obtain some company for the evening?"

James: "Yep. The very same."

Maria: "It's in Montreal."

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