The most important letter of 2023.
Adarsh Khandelwal
Member, Forbes Business Council | Stanford Teacher Tribute Awardee |Columnist at Economic Times|
Dear Ego-Lovers of the World,
Greetings from the realm of the non-egoists! We, the humble beings without inflated self-importance, felt it necessary to reach out to you magnificent ego-dwellers for a moment of friendly banter and hearty chuckles.
First and foremost, we must commend you on your dedication to your egos. It takes real skill to inflate that thing to epic proportions! We imagine it's like carrying around a hot air balloon strapped to your back. Bravo! But, just between us, have you ever considered how handy it might be in times of need? A built-in flotation device for emergency ego-landings, perhaps?
Now, we must admit that your ego's gravitational pull is truly remarkable. The way you effortlessly make every conversation about yourself is a masterclass in artistry. It's almost like a cosmic force that no one can escape. We've even heard rumors that NASA is considering using your egos to slingshot space probes around the solar system! Talk about interstellar fame!
And let's not forget your social media prowess. Your endless selfies and perfectly filtered photos have shattered records. Not to mention your adoring fans who hang on to every word you say—well, except when you accidentally post "Feeling cute, might delete later." We understand; we all have those moments.
In the spirit of unity, we'd like to offer you our humble services. We have an exclusive, limited-time offer: ego-deflating counseling sessions. We guarantee that after just one session, your ego will be so tiny, it will fit in your pocket. No more need for oversized hats to accommodate it!
However, we must warn you that ego-deflation can lead to unexpected side effects, such as increased humility and the ability to laugh at yourself. But fear not, you'll soon find joy in things beyond the confines of your inflated sense of self.
In closing, we hope this letter finds you well (and perhaps slightly less egotistical).
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Embrace the humor in life, laugh heartily, and remember, it's okay to be the punchline of your own jokes sometimes.
Yours in laughter,
The Non-Egoists of the World
Head Career Guidance and Counselling
1 年Beautiful and loved the way you ended it -Embrace the humor in life, laugh heartily, and remember, it's okay to be the punchline of your own jokes sometimes.