"Mosquitoes Don't Drink Rakia"

..."So let's get this straight", said POPE_ looking more bewildered than usual, "you parked up outside and went into shop". "I did", said STEVE staring at specifically nothing. "So you got out of your wheelchair", said POPE _ raising his voice and entire allocation of eyebrows simultaneously, "and went in for fags... "I did"! "Just like that"! said POPE _ silently snapping his pale fingers. "After so many years confined to a wheelchair, you just climbed out of it, leaving it unattended on a double yellow... Weren't you afraid of being clamped"?. "NO! I have a special sticker"! "All very well, but what really puzzles me", said POPE _ his shrewd eyes resting on STEVE'S lifeless legs, "is the fact you purchased cigarettes. YOU DON'T SMOKE"!...