Moses and the 10 LinkedIN commandments.
Jason M Smith

Moses and the 10 LinkedIN commandments.

If Moses walked the earth today, and he knew about LinkedIn - he may have come down from the mountain with the following inscribed on the stone tablets:

I. Thou shalt not post about politics... EVER.

ll. Thou shalt love thy neighbor, and not contend with thy neighbor's post- for thy neighbor is a potential client.

lll. Thou Shalt not post random cute animal videos, save only thou art in the animal business.

IV. Thou Shall cleave unto all things business-related, and love none other when thou are worshiping at the altar of LinkedIn.

V. Thou shalt see to that thy profile picture is a professional image, and not a graven one.

VI. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors likes or followers.

VII. Thou shalt not steal copyrighted material and use it as thine own material.

VIII. Thou shalt not make thy neighbor wroth with thee by posting thine random opinion or practicing the craft of virtue signalling. LinkedIn wast created to be a business platform in the land, and so shall it remain such.

IX. Thou shalt love the power manifest in LinkedIn, and place no other socials before it.

X. Thou SHALL prosper in the land of business if thou keepest these commandments and stayth away from all things pertaining to facebook and the evil known as twitter.

Very Good points if all would follow......

Aidan E.

UX Designer, bridging the gap between technology and design one pixel at a time :)

4 年

So funny and so true. The first commandment is the most important one in my opinion.

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