The Moscow Trip

PRIME MINISTER ANTHONY ALBANESE

Dear Prime Minister

How difficult would it be for an Australian submarine with you aboard to surface off the coast of Russia, so that you can lead the next Gay Pride March down the main street of Moscow?

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UPDATE

Prime Minister

Initially the above seemed like the way to go, then after thought was given to the added risk associated with the submarine surfacing, it was decided that this would unnecessarily impose an increased chance of the vessel being spotted. Therefore, the preferable course now for your alighting from the submerged submarine will be by being fired out of a torpedo tube.

Upon hitting the open sea at speed in your frogman suit, you will not be required to expend energy swimming. Just retain a firm grip of the electric underwater jetski device you will be holding. By simply hanging on tight, it will ensure your speedy transportation to the shoreline.

Also, it would be advisable to not forget about having an extra pair of woolen longjohns packed into your kitbag, as you need to be cognizant of the chill-factor associated with the Russian weather. Although you likely would be used to the below-zero temperatures of Canberra, you could find Moscow's extra-briskness a bit nippy.