The Monkey Story

Heard a story about two monkeys?

A couple of monkeys were sitting on a tree and suddenly they heard a divine voice. "Whoever jumps into the muddy puddle under the tree will become a human being." Without giving a second thought one monkey jumped into the puddle and nothing happened. He got drenched and came back and sat on the tree again. The second monkey asked, "You fool, why did you jump after hearing that voice? See nothing happened, you are still a monkey." To this he replied, "It was worth trying to become a human; but I didn't lose anything either. I am still no less than a monkey."

Robert Enck

Senior Documentation Manager

9 å¹´

Aww cute kids' story. But I somewhat miss the proper ending - taken from the REAL world. Here, let me help: ... and the Controller monkey from the branch above shouted: "Didn't you knuckledragger do a ROI analysis before taking that leap?!" And the QM monkey from even higher up yelled "Where is your Risk Assessment protocol? Don't tell me you forgot!". And finally the CEO monkey from up top raised his deviant voice and told the drenched little fellow: "Don't you forget to punch the time clock before cleaning your fur, because that adventure was without success and thus remains completely on you." - The End

?shild Tillung

People Transition and Transformation Director at Accenture

9 å¹´

A good message on going outside your comfort zone!

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Julie Mary G

DOC WRITER & BUSINESS PARTNER MANAGER @ SAJU LOANS

9 å¹´

ha ha....nice good monkey ....

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Archana Panwar Saxena

IT Professional with Vast exp in Delivery & Program/Project/Account/Operations/Support/Customer Management, Entrepreneur, Startup Consultant, B.Tech (Comp Sc. & Engg.), Program Consultant at Freshboxx Services Pvt Ltd

9 å¹´

Gud one ... Smart monkey .,,:)

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