Mermaid or a Whale?

For ladies who use XXL dresses

At the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and beautiful woman.

The caption was: "This summer, do you want to be a Mermaid or a Whale?"

The gym gained popularity and business soared as ladies wanted to be like Mermaids.

 This continued till a lady (clothing size unknown) saw the picture and caption and wrote her response and pasted it alongside the picture.

 It read as follows:

 "Dear people,

Whales are always surrounded by friends (Dolphins, Seals, curious Humans),

they are sexually active and raise their children with great tenderness.

 They entertain like crazy with Dolphins and eat lots of Prawns.

They swim all day and travel to fantastic places like Patagonia, the Barents Sea or the coral reefs of Polynesia.

 They sing incredibly well and sometimes even are on cds.

They are impressive and dearly loved animals, which everyone defend and admires.

 Mermaids do not exist. 

But even if they existed, they would line up to see a Psychologist because of a problem of split personality: Woman or Fish?

 They would have no sex life and could not bear children.

 Yes, they would be Lovely, but Lonely and Sad.

 And, who wants a girl that smells like fish by his side?

 Without a doubt, I'd rather be a Whale.

 At a time when the media tells us that only thin is beautiful, I prefer to eat ice cream with my kids, to have dinner with my husband to eat and drink and have fun with my friends.

 Women, gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies. 

We are not Fat, we are greatly cultivated.