Be Memorable For the Right Reasons

Men's fashion is limiting. Doesn't mean you should wear a house on your head. I did not watch the Grammys and have no idea why Jaden Smith wore a house on his head. Is this what happens when your mother admits to adulterous relationships and your father assaults a man on national television?

I know way too much about this family. You don't even have to follow them. They should be allowed to cultivate careers. I would rather see another Bad Boys movie than trying to understand this headdress. It is supposed to be a vampire castle. Alright- it is still better than Twilight.

Maybe he is remaking Blacula. I might need to revisit that film since an African Prince tries to suppress the slave trade, asks Dracula for support and is turned into a vampire. It's not limited to a Person of Color with a large afro sucking the blood of the living.

Maybe someone was playing the dozens. "Your Mama wears a castle on her head". You know Will Smith would slap the one who said that. Don't be surprised if there is an expose on this family in the next few years.

In the meantime; what are better ways to be memorable at Awards Shows? Women have it easier since Bob Mackie or Gianni Versace could design unique looks worn once that reverberate years later.

Jennifer Lopez could probably fit in that green dress she only needed to wear once. She probably wore wedding dresses multiple times. When you have been married seven times, why bother having a ceremony?

There has to be a method to the madness. Some thought of Mr. T as a showoff for wearing so much jewelry. He wore gold chains as the antithesis of slavery and thirty-three pounds of jewelry to commemorate the years Jesus walked the earth.

I would rather meet Mr.T than Jaden Smith. There is a better chance of having a conversation with Lawrence Tero. Because only I would remember his birth name. If I write articles on the Rocky movies- any excuse to watch them again- I could describe his film in order.

Apollo Creed would not have hit on Adrian because she wasn't as confident and well dressed in the first film. Did Jaden Smith drive to the venue wearing that house on his head? Why didn't he wear a gingerbread house?

I have no idea if he was up for an award. Considering the Rock Awards went to The Beatles and The Rolling Stones even his father's career isn't long enough to win. This hat could be a cry for help. It certainly attracted attention. So did Britney Spears with knives although that does not make her seem more stable.

For all we know he trolled us. If he is promoting Henrik Ibsen's The Dollhouse- don't wear the dollhouse on your head. There was a character in The Lord of the Rings who seemingly put his house on his back.

I am not Catholic enough to be obsessed with The Lord of the Rings. I read it once, made it through the movies and filed it away. I probably recall the "House on your back" from a decluttering book.

Do you want people for the next year to ask "Why did you wear a house on your head?" Prince covered his face occasionally as has Kanye West. He covers his face and makes the woman next to him wear as little as possible.

Have something to say. For comedic rap, The Fresh Prince songs hold up surprisingly well. Parents Just Don't Understand, indeed. A Nightmare on My Street was surprisingly effective. Seeing this family reminds me of a phrase that resonates from this song:

"So I ran the Hell away!"