Marketing Analytics Summit Haiku Leaderboard
Who?
You
What?
The Marketing Analytics Summit is now old enough to drink - yes, we started 21 years ago as the eMetrics Summit. Today, we are bringing the Haiku Contest back, baby!
Where?
Twitter (as long as it lives) with #MAS_conf or here on LinkedIn. Be sure to mention me (@jimsterne) so I see it.
When?
Submissions considered until February 28, 2023
Why?
Really? You have to ask?
Because!
Other
No limit on submissions.
No limit on technologies employed.
Marketing Analytics Summit holds no responsibility for you being kicked off of Twitter, villainized on #MeasureSlack, or shunned by friends, family, and pets for automating the process.
The Marketing Analytics Summit Haiku Leaderboard
Here are the submissions so far, listed in order of preference as determined by the sole judge…
Still #1:
Data flows like a river
Endless streams of information
Analyze and learn
Points for using AI and for its traditional imagery?
Tools that do not serve
Waste of time and money both
Choose wisely, my friend.
@LukasGrebe in honor of @Jenn_Kunz?
Points for describing a Marketing Analytics Summit session
Google Analytics 4
A new way to track and score?
Migrate, and explore?
@LukasGrebe in honor of @kristaseiden
Would have more points but Krista is unable to join us this time due to a schedule conflict? :-(
Data, once vibrant
Now lost in sea of numbers
Soon is forgotten
? ? ? ? ? @JulienCoquet
Data or info?
领英推荐
Insight or there’s a story?
That is the question
? ? ? ? ? @ropetko
Data point outrage?
Kept safe from extremism?
Normalization
Tyranalysis
Rex is happy when data
Help build strategies.
? ? ? ? ? @TyranalysisRex
My analyst job,
Mountain of spreadsheets to climb,
Bullshit never ends.
? ? ? ? ? @JulienCoquet
@WebTrends, oh how you
Tracked my every move online.
My privacy, gone.
? ? ? ? ? @JulienCoquet
Well, the data says
That nobody is perfect
To hell with AI
? ? ? ? ? @jliebo
Not Really Haikus - Try Again
Time honored poem
Made from certain syllables?
Constraint essential
(5 - 7 - 5)
Data blasts from a hydrant
Always enough to back you
Ingest with caution
? ? ? ? @jliebo
Marketing insights
Data-driven decisions
Vegas awaits your mind
? ? ? ? ? @oarsi
Data, oh data,
always seeking, never finding,
a never-ending quest.
? ? ? ? ? @JulienCoquet
Your turn.
You know you want to
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1 年Thanks for sharing this, Jim