Man & the lion
The sun shone hot as normal. A quirky smell punched the caged compound. He was no fool around lions they said. He stepped inside the perimeter, but a lone lion chased & pounced, pinning the zoo owner to the floor instead - no escape. Onlookers scream as he is dragged into the bushes. Give me three reasons why I should not maul you sneered the lion.
I have been caring for you since a decade – growing you up as my own, delivering high quality food on a plate, tending your health & medical bills – & - the lion blew a hefty sigh - keeping you enclosed I have saved you from rabid beasts of the wild – man & predator, you & your offspring have been spared – & - the lion blew a heftier sigh - I am your master.
Oh yeah? exclaimed the lion & mauled the zoo owner anyway.