Mad Libs: The Game of Sales, Part II

After taking an internal vote, InsideOut is pleased to announce that Lara White of BDNA is the winner of our Mad Libs competition. Her unique and creative approach won over the team as well as her attention to detail. We are happy to award her with a $50 Amazon gift card. Check out her submission:

In a dark, shadowy, and black world, one sales hobbit worked day and night to meet his numbers. However, there were forces of dark sorcery swirling against him. It was nearly impossible to meet Sauron’s goal of required orc production, and he just couldn't afford to fall short. There were simply too many activities to complete. As the month came to a close, panic began to set in. Yet just in the nick of time, a very beautiful elf came to the rescue, making an irresistible offer: "My team and I will double your productivity for no additional sacrificial old hobbits." Naturally the sales hobbit accepted, soaring above all monthly targets. "But how did you do it?" his boss inquired. "I started looking at sales from the InsideOut," he wisely replied.

Thanks to all who submitted entries!