LTR Presents: Metal In Your Music

? 2024, Aries Hilton. All Rights Reserved.

I, Aries Hilton recently, pitched VC's recently on a new metal manufacturing firm. (pause)?

They loved the concept - globally capable, minimal red tape, and astronomical ROI. (smirk)?

I showed them projections, facility plans, and market analysis… (excited)

"They were sold! I could see the green light on their faces. (pause)?

One VC asked, 'How do you plan to disrupt the industry?' (curious)

"I smiled and said, 'We're going to melt the competition!' (pause)?

They nodded, impressed.

"Another asked, 'What makes your metal so special?'?

"I confidently replied, 'Our metal is gold and platinum...'" (pause for comedic effect)

...level records! (smirk)?

Their faces changed from investment interest to utter confusion. (??????)

"I revealed the final slide: Lucid Triangulation Records - Where The Metal Is The Music! (dramatic pause)

"They asked, 'Wait, this isn't metal manufacturing?' (????)

"I grinned, 'No, we manufacture platinum and gold records – music!' (laughter)

"One VC laughed, 'You tricked us!' ??

"I replied, 'Just redefining what it means to "strike gold"!' (audience laughter)"

"...Another VC laughed, 'You treated us!' ?? (audience laughter)

"The room erupted in laughter and applause. That day, one VC walked away, shaking his head, still confused.

"But the other VC, with a sly grin, approached me. ??(spotlight moment, that feeling of spacetime distorting)

"'Aries, you're either genius or crazy,' he said.

"'That's what they said about Elon,

‘Trust’ I replied, smiling. (??)

"'I'm in,' he said, extending his hand. (????????)

"We shook hands, sealing the deal.

"Lucid Triangulation Records secured its first investor! (????)

"As they left, I heard one VC grumbling under their breath, 'Metal manufacturing?' (??)

"The other chuckled, 'Music to my ears!'" (??)

( Aries Hilton takes a bow amidst applause)