Let's get this party started!

After 20 years of seeing college acceptance rates drop, counselors pasting students' heads onto fake athlete bodies, and colleges changing their SAT/ACT policies 147 times, I thought it was time to inject some sanity (and reality) into the process.

Join me as I tell ridiculous stories, use an uncommon amount of sarcasm, and give real-world student examples to help parents help their teens navigate high school and get into top colleges by being authentic.

Together, we might even get your teenager to listen to you...

Occasionally.