Let's Deport An Astronaut

There is no truth to the rumor, the Schloss-Blog has discovered, that astronauts Suni Williams and Butch Wilmore will be deported by the Trump Administration as soon as they come back from space.

They won't be, right? Right? He deported everyone else.

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?Do you say:

**Gulf of Mexico...

**Gulf of America...

**...or just plain old, "The Gulf?"

Like everyone else.

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Yeah, me too.

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Can you be deported for saying "Gulf of Mexico?"

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You'd be surprised.

The Associated Press was. Or was it?

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According to WIRED, "The National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) has issued new instructions to scientists that partner with the US Artificial Intelligence Safety Institute (AISI) that eliminate mention of “AI safety,” “responsible AI,” and “AI fairness” in the skills it expects of members and introduces a request to prioritize “reducing ideological bias, to enable human flourishing and economic competitiveness.”

Yes, safety, responsibility and fairness are being eliminated from scientific jargon.

We hear "safe," "responsible" and "fair" sex are next.

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Donald Trump hates EVs so much that he's buying one.

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America loves Tesla so much that we're rioting at its dealerships and vandalizing its vehicles. Owners are having trouble generating much in return for selling them.

Tesla's stock has sunk so much it's been deported from Europe.

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R.I.P.,?John Feinstein. You too, Diane Scalf.

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Good night, Mrs. Calabash. Here's to you, Lady Gaga. (Will this engagement stick?)

More Sunday night on my Radio Free Phoenix rock 'n' roll show.