Lazy Sunday

Thomas: Lazy Sunday!

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There are so many polls it feels like a mortal sin.

It turned me off, angered me to the bone

So what do I do? Pick up the phone!

Going beyond the keyboard is where I went.

The first one I called? It had to be Trent!

He wants to meet everyone and doesn't like a "Summit"

Trent:"I go to those at work so gum it!

For years you wanted to see Trent

There is more chance at this conference you'll see George Wendt!"

Th "You might invite Norm Peterson or Andy Serkis!

Did you know George's nephew is Jason Sudeikis?"

Tr: "How do you know that? I have to go to a world that is gruesome

Because Sarah won't have the conference in a state with Gavin Newsom!

Th: Catch you later, Trent. Your calls are the ritziest. My next caller?

Michael Fritzius

MF: Hello? I have been meaning to jump on a call

Th: Time's up! Le's scale the wall. Shall I see you in March?

MF: That might be Heavenly

Th: All you need is money

MF: And the patience to drive five women along I-70!

(musical segue)

Th: We made it through the snow to this weird state with a rental from Avis

I wanted to see this like Tom Dietzler wants to see Kimberly Davis!

MF: Kimberly is in customs, so I observed.

I hope they didn't tell her "That seat is reserved!

Th: I may never recover

Even if I can connect the dots to have Hannah find a different lover

MF: You may find someone before you are buried.

Th: That's easy to say when you are already married!

MF: You seemed to go long- why didn't you sync this?

Th: Because no one will read it. The algorithm might think I'm dead

I'll live March 3 and 4 or so I said