Is it better than your birthday suit? I think it's better

Dear Laughter Yoga Friends,

Effective immediately, all laughter yoga participants will be required to wear the following disposable protection during laughter yoga sessions until otherwise directed. Unfortunately, no exceptions will be made.

I chose this color (high-visibility silver) to provide an additional precaution in case you get lost and/or pass out during our laughter yoga session. When I tested the suit I found it was kind of hard to see out of the face mask. In fact, visibility is nil.

This garment is composed of a heavy-duty aluminized DuPont? Nomex? and DuPont? Kevlar? blend fabric and provides excellent physical strength. Tychem? 10000 FR provides at least 36 minutes of protection against over 285 viral challenges. For those of you looking for an outfit to go grocery shopping in for more than 36 minutes, I DO NOT recommend this one. (There is a pink one that is rated for over 47 minutes and looks much better). 

For those worried about substantial weight gains while you chill and Netflix over the next few weeks, you should rest assured knowing that in these suits you can expect to burn about 15,000 calories in an hour and lose up to 80% of your body mass. Even when seated! If you’ve been looking for a way to get back to the same weight as you were in 3rd grade then this is it! 

When you return to work, you will be all the rage as your co-workers envy your secret to regaining your lost youth. 

Once I've confirmed 10 participants with suits, I will resume offering laughter yoga sessions. Until then, all upcoming sessions are canceled. 

Please note: This suit is disposable and a new suit must be purchased each time you participate. For those needing directions on how to access your 401K to purchase, please don't hesitate to reach out. I'm happy to send you directions. 

Signed,

Slash Coleman, MAed & Frequently Bearded Laughter Yoga Ambassador